I think it’s safe to say that a major part of life at the University of Chicago is disappointment.
Zack Hill, Chicago Maroon
Articles
Don’t get too excited
Finding common ground
Exuberance becomes apathy. Hours happily spent at the library become time spent half-consciously browsing YouTube. Admiration for your fellow students becomes envy, which in turn becomes contempt. Your well maintained and regulated diet becomes an unfortunate—though admittedly delicious—mixture of breakfast…
Four more years
Exuberance becomes apathy. Hours happily spent at the library become time spent half-consciously browsing YouTube. Admiration for your fellow students becomes envy, which in turn becomes contempt. Your well maintained and regulated diet becomes an unfortunate—though admittedly delicious—mixture of breakfast…
Three blind Moose
Exuberance becomes apathy. Hours happily spent at the library become time spent half-consciously browsing YouTube. Admiration for your fellow students becomes envy, which in turn becomes contempt. Your well maintained and regulated diet becomes an unfortunate—though admittedly delicious—mixture of breakfast…
88 Minutes never lasted so long
Exuberance becomes apathy. Hours happily spent at the library become time spent half-consciously browsing YouTube. Admiration for your fellow students becomes envy, which in turn becomes contempt. Your well maintained and regulated diet becomes an unfortunate—though admittedly delicious—mixture of breakfast…
Bringing down the house
Exuberance becomes apathy. Hours happily spent at the library become time spent half-consciously browsing YouTube. Admiration for your fellow students becomes envy, which in turn becomes contempt. Your well maintained and regulated diet becomes an unfortunate—though admittedly delicious—mixture of breakfast…
After Goolsbee-gate, should we invade Canada? Hold off, for now
Exuberance becomes apathy. Hours happily spent at the library become time spent half-consciously browsing YouTube. Admiration for your fellow students becomes envy, which in turn becomes contempt. Your well maintained and regulated diet becomes an unfortunate—though admittedly delicious—mixture of breakfast…
Land before time schedules
Exuberance becomes apathy. Hours happily spent at the library become time spent half-consciously browsing YouTube. Admiration for your fellow students becomes envy, which in turn becomes contempt. Your well maintained and regulated diet becomes an unfortunate—though admittedly delicious—mixture of breakfast…
Don’t bench creativity
Exuberance becomes apathy. Hours happily spent at the library become time spent half-consciously browsing YouTube. Admiration for your fellow students becomes envy, which in turn becomes contempt. Your well maintained and regulated diet becomes an unfortunate—though admittedly delicious—mixture of breakfast…
Jumper a hop, skip away from disaster
Exuberance becomes apathy. Hours happily spent at the library become time spent half-consciously browsing YouTube. Admiration for your fellow students becomes envy, which in turn becomes contempt. Your well maintained and regulated diet becomes an unfortunate—though admittedly delicious—mixture of breakfast…
Taking the “work” out of “workout”
Exuberance becomes apathy. Hours happily spent at the library become time spent half-consciously browsing YouTube. Admiration for your fellow students becomes envy, which in turn becomes contempt. Your well maintained and regulated diet becomes an unfortunate—though admittedly delicious—mixture of breakfast…
When life gives you hurdles, remember the turtles
Exuberance becomes apathy. Hours happily spent at the library become time spent half-consciously browsing YouTube. Admiration for your fellow students becomes envy, which in turn becomes contempt. Your well maintained and regulated diet becomes an unfortunate—though admittedly delicious—mixture of breakfast…
Bored of trustees? Give us a vote
Exuberance becomes apathy. Hours happily spent at the library become time spent half-consciously browsing YouTube. Admiration for your fellow students becomes envy, which in turn becomes contempt. Your well maintained and regulated diet becomes an unfortunate—though admittedly delicious—mixture of breakfast…
Post-grad odyssey offers new hope
Exuberance becomes apathy. Hours happily spent at the library become time spent half-consciously browsing YouTube. Admiration for your fellow students becomes envy, which in turn becomes contempt. Your well maintained and regulated diet becomes an unfortunate—though admittedly delicious—mixture of breakfast…
In spite of his honesty, Paul is wrong for President
Exuberance becomes apathy. Hours happily spent at the library become time spent half-consciously browsing YouTube. Admiration for your fellow students becomes envy, which in turn becomes contempt. Your well maintained and regulated diet becomes an unfortunate—though admittedly delicious—mixture of breakfast…
Young, restless, and woefully awkward
Exuberance becomes apathy. Hours happily spent at the library become time spent half-consciously browsing YouTube. Admiration for your fellow students becomes envy, which in turn becomes contempt. Your well maintained and regulated diet becomes an unfortunate—though admittedly delicious—mixture of breakfast…
Drowning in a sea of red tape
Exuberance becomes apathy. Hours happily spent at the library become time spent half-consciously browsing YouTube. Admiration for your fellow students becomes envy, which in turn becomes contempt. Your well maintained and regulated diet becomes an unfortunate—though admittedly delicious—mixture of breakfast…
Don’t get too excited
Exuberance becomes apathy. Hours happily spent at the library become time spent half-consciously browsing YouTube. Admiration for your fellow students becomes envy, which in turn becomes contempt. Your well maintained and regulated diet becomes an unfortunate—though admittedly delicious—mixture of breakfast…
What America has to learn from Europeans
Exuberance becomes apathy. Hours happily spent at the library become time spent half-consciously browsing YouTube. Admiration for your fellow students becomes envy, which in turn becomes contempt. Your well maintained and regulated diet becomes an unfortunate—though admittedly delicious—mixture of breakfast…
Studying abroad? Be sure to bring American ethnocentrism with you.
Exuberance becomes apathy. Hours happily spent at the library become time spent half-consciously browsing YouTube. Admiration for your fellow students becomes envy, which in turn becomes contempt. Your well maintained and regulated diet becomes an unfortunate—though admittedly delicious—mixture of breakfast…
Did the University make the right decision by not divesting from Sudan: University wrong on divestment
Exuberance becomes apathy. Hours happily spent at the library become time spent half-consciously browsing YouTube. Admiration for your fellow students becomes envy, which in turn becomes contempt. Your well maintained and regulated diet becomes an unfortunate—though admittedly delicious—mixture of breakfast…
To all of you who use your laptops in class
Exuberance becomes apathy. Hours happily spent at the library become time spent half-consciously browsing YouTube. Admiration for your fellow students becomes envy, which in turn becomes contempt. Your well maintained and regulated diet becomes an unfortunate—though admittedly delicious—mixture of breakfast…
Save the U of C’s soul: Save the Uncommon Application
Exuberance becomes apathy. Hours happily spent at the library become time spent half-consciously browsing YouTube. Admiration for your fellow students becomes envy, which in turn becomes contempt. Your well maintained and regulated diet becomes an unfortunate—though admittedly delicious—mixture of breakfast…