So many U of C students feel that they have no life that this might actually be useful:
NEW LIFE FOR SALE!!This auction is for a New Life in the coastal town of Wollongong, Australia of a 24 year old male.
The eBay page is really amusing, the bidding is up to $30,300 Australian Dollars (which is about $24,000) and there are still two days left.(Hat-tip: Marginal Revolution)