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The University of Chicago’s Independent Student Newspaper since 1892

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The University of Chicago’s Independent Student Newspaper since 1892

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Obama is evil!

Did you know that Barack Obama has made it his life’s goal to become president? And he’ll do

Did you know that Barack Obama has made it his life’s goal to become president? And he’ll do anything to achieve that.Team Hillary has uncovered the latest juicy piece of evidence in this unfolding scandal. It turns out that when Barack Obama was in Kindergarten, his paper on “My dream: What I want to be in the future,” was titled, “I want to be a President.”In other humorous campaign news, this video beautifully sums up the Rudy Giuliani shag-gate scandal that is still developing (and actually substantial):

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