Because one can only handle so many different spellings of the name Chingis before going insane (seriously, it's like the Antoine for Turkic peoples), I took a study break to watch Obama's Jackson–Jefferson speech in Virginia. He broke from the standard issue stumpage to offer this gemstone:
The name of my cousin Dick Cheney won’t be on the ballot. That was embarrassing, when that news came out. When they do these genealogical surveys, you want to be related to somebody cool.Snap!