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The Brandeis tennis team no longer has to worry about co-blogger George Anesi, but they do have to wo
By Alec Brandon
September 5, 2006

The Brandeis tennis team no longer has to worry about co-blogger George Anesi, but they do have to worry about the masturbating stalker.It is too funny to be true.

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