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I’m watching the Yankees–Indians game 2 and apparently the Heathen Witch-Doctors have conjured a pl
By Tim Murphy
October 6, 2007

I’m watching the Yankees–Indians game 2 and apparently the Heathen Witch-Doctors have conjured a plague of locusts and attacked the innocent Joba Chamberlain. A swarm of flies is buzzing around most of the infield, with the highest concentration evidently at the pitcher’s mound. The Savages!In keeping with the apparent theme of the day, I’m going to go ahead and predict tomorrow’s New York Post headline:LORD OF THE FLIESVisual evidence of the heathen treachery to come later.UPDATE:Here is the aforementioned visual evidence. They came with little warning and went right for poor young Joba. Swift and merciless was their wrath. He never stood a chance. (AP Photo/Amy Sancetta)

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