If potatoes and cookies aren't your thing, the Divinity School coffee shop has been offering its own take on the election season, featuring a myriad of compelling races. Here's Zeus, taking what is rightfully his.And, as you can see on the right, Moses cleaned up against someone named "Chuck." We should have seen that coming. According to the student behind the counter, Gandalf defeated Dumbledore in a landslide in an earlier decision--"It wasn't really close," was his exact quote, I believe. The Tolkien supporters were aided by a stellar get-out-the-vote effort, highlighted by the one customer who left a $10 bill in the Gandalf cup. And there you have it.
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