It was a December night, and as finals’ hush fell across campus, we fled north to the Aragon Ballroom for their Twisted Xmas. Little did we know just how sick and twisted it would be. (Although there was no punk-Christmas music played, thank God). We went for Lovejoy, an up-and-coming band in the pop-punk scene whom we had found by misremembering the name of Grouplove.
Under the Ballroom’s eaves, nestled in a crowd of teenage girls and their mothers, we caught sight of a woman’s lock screen next to me: “I’m nothing without you” scrawled in gothic handwriting. We weren’t sure what we had gotten ourselves into. Were we joining some kind of cult? Something that might continue to fill us with stories and motivation long after the concert, long after the holidays, through this winter and into the coming years? Then, lead singer Wilbur Soot, a teenage girl’s dream, stepped on stage with tousled hair. His toothy smile put me at ease and his mellifluous British accent calmed and enthralled us as the music came on.
While Soot was the center of the show, what’s a boy band without its boys? Bassist Ash Kabosu stood to Soot’s left, rocking shoulder-length hair and dark shades, in front of drummer Mark Boardman. Lead guitarist Joe Goldsmith flanked Soot to his right, performing in front of Alan Osmundson, the band’s touring trumpeter and keyboard player (who’s also an MIT Aerospace Engineering grad).
Lovejoy opened with a rolling drum beat, a groovy bass line, and an upbeat guitar melody. “Concrete” displayed all their charms. Soot counted his friends into the jam session before recalling a perhaps-fictional night out at 3 a.m. Someone, barely described, is making quite a commotion over Soot’s late-night kiss, enough that both our charming British boy and the bar’s bouncer is upset. Is this just a jealous fan? A long-term girlfriend? Someone a little too invested in that lovely accent? Soot recommends they “sleep on the concrete.” This tall, lanky boy, thin enough to be blown over by a small gust of wind, has a naughty streak in him! Soot’s music plays into emo and punk tendencies, writing about the dark sides of relationships and fighting the system, yet nastiness also comes from within him, giving him power and control.
And yet, somehow all the twisting only adds to this British boy’s allure. Soot’s songwriting is unconventional. It does not hold individual lines of lyrics like many other artists but instead rambles like prose, where one line is only understood by the context of the three lines before and after. With every song, the band publishes a short story. These short stories are just as much musical and emotional as they are lyrical. You would be forgiven for not knowing the names of “Concrete” or “It’s Golden Hour Somewhere” while they played. The refrains are so much less punctuated in his style, and it is hard to hear Soot sing those words over the sound of the entire crowd. Those of us at the concert experienced his stories collectively, uniting in these twisted and tousled emotions. Maybe this is a cult. We chose to join it by buying a hoodie, and they rewarded us with a trading card. What a great souvenir for my night with Wilbur the Hero.
Quinn Benson / Jun 24, 2024 at 11:00 pm
I understand where this is coming from, but like many have said before me, this definitely reads like somebody who’s way too into the lead singer. And while I understand that, this is pretty unprofessional. Also, Lovejoy has been pretty established for a while, since their lead (who’s name isn’t actually Wilbur Soot) was already ‘internet popular’ before they started it.
What the He|| / Jan 22, 2024 at 1:08 am
Alright first off, the others are right, it reads like a fanfic and not report of any type. Second, “Wilbur Soot” is an internet alias and his real name is William gold mind you. Third, IT’S NOT A CULT, why would you spread such hateful false information!? I can’t believe anyone could think that just because someone is doing something you’re not used to or familiar with your first conclusion is “oh this is some messed up religious shit.” Fourth, what the hell is that fan art picture?? Lovejoy as a band has NOTHING to do with l’manburg/l’manbur and as much as I love a good crossover and the fan art is good, I personally think the context of the image doesn’t fit well here. And there you have it, this article sucks ass.
Color squad is Better >:] / Feb 8, 2024 at 3:10 am
Calm down. The ending implies they are a fan. And, I think they just was trying to have some fun, ya know, make people laugh or something. They probably thought it was harmless.
Though you might already ease down after awhile, if so; sorry for the unnecessary reply.
Moon / Jan 20, 2024 at 8:15 am
what the hell is this.
theprosandconsofbreathing / Jan 17, 2024 at 2:08 pm
why does it read like wattpad fanfic
Ezro / Mar 2, 2024 at 5:28 pm
IT DOES THOUGH- LMFAO
Cr1msonlake / Jan 17, 2024 at 2:30 am
This was… umm… your odd, let’s just say that….
A.V.M. / Jan 16, 2024 at 9:58 pm
This is absolutely terrible and inaccurate. It’s truly disgusting that journalism has become so corrupted by playing into stereotypical concepts. “Soot” isn’t even his real name. Do your research next time. The media needs to stop promoting anything that is associated with counter culture or alternative lifestyles as “Satanic” or “Unruly”, and you are certainly not helping the cause. Also Lovejoy isn’t pop or punk. It’s indie rock which is its own genre. Please take your job seriously in the future.
Thomas Briars / Jan 16, 2024 at 9:20 pm
lovejoy is awesome!! you’re so lucky you got to go to one of their concerts, even if it was by accident. 😀
Rivah / Jan 16, 2024 at 1:29 pm
I believe that about appropriately sums up the evening. Chicago was my fourth time seeing them and they get better every time. I went to the first American show in New York and it was amazing. I do think you are right though. We definitely all drank the Kool-aid. For me though I know my hamartia is intelligent British men.
Sammie / Jan 16, 2024 at 12:06 pm
If you do not want to be a part of this cult. I will very gladly take the L’manburg Wilbur off your hands. As we live in the same city, this won’t be too difficult.
Ash Cheeks / Jan 16, 2024 at 11:26 am
Why is this wrote like a Wattpad story-
Aaliyah Lam / Jan 16, 2024 at 9:46 am
LMAO I don’t think they were suggesting that they sleep on concrete, Concrete is a song about meeting the prime minister in a pub, and It’s Golden Hour Somewhere is about the overwhelming feeling of the amount of mountains overpowering Los Angeles
Catherine / Jan 16, 2024 at 5:17 am
Okay, sure, they do make everyone who listens to Lovejoy out to have a crush on Wilbur, but other than that this article was pretty good.
– A 14-year-old female Lovejoy fan
rex / Jan 16, 2024 at 4:35 am
lmao what the fuck is this?? as a lovejoy fan this is genuinely the funniest shit i’ve ever read
Blue / Jan 15, 2024 at 11:24 pm
HELP OMG I WAS THERE WITH MY DAD!!!!!!!! I swear, y’all worded this like a fanfiction! Best night of my life, I swear I nearly had a heart attack when they all walked out
Cew / Jan 15, 2024 at 8:33 pm
Just thought people should know the Lovejoy fandom on Tumblr crying at how sweet they think this article is (that’s how I got the link). Love the article it was quite charming! 🙂
ray / Jan 15, 2024 at 7:01 pm
this article is a work of art actually. superb, 10/10. i need to reread it but this time in a mellifluous british accent.
cass propsandmayhem / Jan 15, 2024 at 5:29 pm
thank you for pointing out how alan should in fact be in space and not playing trumpet for lovejoy. free alan great article
tom / Jan 15, 2024 at 4:54 pm
this is my favourite article to be written ever actually
cas / Jan 15, 2024 at 4:09 pm
love the article! i hope you enjoyed the show <3
FS / Jan 15, 2024 at 3:46 pm
I’ve seen Lovejoy a few times and the crowd is always the most amazing part of it. They’ll start waiting in line for shows before the sun rises!! Anyway, if you want to trade that card for a poster or some other merch let me know haha. I have the cards for Call Me What You Like and Normal People Things!!
RC / Jan 15, 2024 at 3:43 pm
Love this article!!! If you’re interested in trading that card for one that features one of the band’s songs, or would like to sell it, let me know!!
mollyloveslvjy / Jan 15, 2024 at 3:42 pm
amazing article. love the usage of how lanky will is and the gust of wind analogy
josie elytrafall / Jan 15, 2024 at 3:38 pm
beautiful article. really enjoyed the way you described wilbur as lanky with a naughty streak. wilbur once threw his pick into the crowd and it hit me square in the eyes and ended up in accident and emergency. hope this is the first of many lovejoy reviews from you! would you like to trade your l’manburg card for a different card? i have a spare call me what you like card!
maddie futilesoot / Jan 15, 2024 at 3:38 pm
i once sneezed on barricade and wilbur fell so bad he had to cancel the show