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Ministry of Fun
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Pete Beatty
April 28, 2003
A valediction, featuring Dylan
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Pete Beatty
March 11, 2003
Maroon Sports: American League Preview
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Pete Beatty
March 11, 2003
The Maroon’s Top 5 Songs of All Time
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March 11, 2003
Dear Diary: The Interview
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Pete Beatty
March 11, 2003
Dear Diary
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Pete Beatty
February 25, 2003
It’s dark and lonely in here
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Pete Beatty
February 18, 2003
Dear Diary
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Pete Beatty
February 14, 2003
Dear Diary
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Pete Beatty
January 14, 2003
Dear Diary
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Pete Beatty
November 19, 2002
Dear Diary
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Pete Beatty
November 12, 2002
Dear Diary
By
Pete Beatty
October 29, 2002
Dear Diary
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Pete Beatty
October 21, 2002
Dear Diary
By
Pete Beatty
October 14, 2002
Pavement’s debut redux
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Pete Beatty
October 14, 2002
Enrollment and teaching report published
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Pete Beatty
August 15, 2002
Dear Diary with Mr. Pete Beatty
By
Pete Beatty
July 25, 2002
Harper Court protesters: Bring back chess
By
Pete Beatty
July 25, 2002
Keep handguns out of Chicago
By
Pete Beatty
July 18, 2002
Bird resigns as ORCSA head
By
Pete Beatty
July 18, 2002
F#$%ing predictable
By
Pete Beatty
July 11, 2002
Dear Diary with Mr. Pete Beatty
By
Pete Beatty
July 11, 2002
I hate Cleveland GM Mark Shapiro
By
Pete Beatty
July 7, 2002
Dear Diary with Mr. Pete Beatty
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Pete Beatty
July 7, 2002
Latest from Silkworm is good times for all involved
By
Pete Beatty
July 7, 2002
New Garfield Express route begins service
By
Pete Beatty
July 7, 2002
Jay Berwanger, Heisman winner, dies at 88
By
Pete Beatty
June 27, 2002
Dear Diary with Mr. Pete Beatty
By
Pete Beatty
June 27, 2002
Super Furry Animals
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Pete Beatty
April 22, 2002
Dear Diary
By
Pete Beatty
April 11, 2002
Dear Diary
By
Pete Beatty
April 2, 2002
Dear Diary
By
Pete Beatty
February 19, 2002
Dear Diary
By
Pete Beatty
February 12, 2002
Dear Diary
By
Pete Beatty
January 29, 2002
Dear Diary
By
Pete Beatty
November 6, 2001
They have quite the nerve
By
Pete Beatty
October 15, 2001
Dear Diary,
By
Pete Beatty
October 15, 2001
The government is lying to us about the drugs
By
Pete Beatty
October 11, 2001
Dear Diary,
By
Pete Beatty
October 8, 2001
A white boy is a terrible thing to waste: Cusack Theory
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Pete Beatty
October 4, 2001
Jalapeño’s fusion works culinary wonders
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Pete Beatty
October 4, 2001
What I read on my summer vacation
By
Pete Beatty
October 1, 2001
Dear Diary
By
Pete Beatty
September 27, 2001
Time for Movies!
By
Pete Beatty
September 18, 2001
Cuomo gives up the lesbians and embraces wiener
By
Pete Beatty
May 24, 2001
Mos Def: Mushroom pants, Metallica, and the future
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Pete Beatty
May 21, 2001
I hate the Charlotte Whore-Nets cuz they iced Bobby Phills
By
Pete Beatty
May 17, 2001
Go to Summer Breeze of contend with my wrath
By
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May 17, 2001
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