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The University of Chicago’s Independent Student Newspaper since 1892

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Really, really, really bad idea #762862

Here is something you should not do: Approach President Obama’s Kenwood home with a gun, try to get i

Here is something you should not do: Approach President Obama’s Kenwood home with a gun, try to get in, and then, when apprehended by the 17,000 nonplussed Secret Service agents guarding the place, say, “Oh, uh, I just wanted to talk to him about a job.”Omhari Sengstacke will have five years in prison to contemplate this.

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