A bold prediction

Keith Russell Judd will be the next President of

By Tim Murphy

Keith Russell Judd will be the next President of the United States.Key quotes:

“We got conned,” Ysursa told The Spokesman-Review of Spokane, Wash.

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It’s Judd’s second presidential bid in Idaho, the newspaper said Wednesday. In 2004 he declared as a write-in candidate for president, which requires only the submission of a declaration, and didn’t get any votes.

Okay, so he’s got a tough road ahead of him, but is “conned” really the most appropriate word, here? What about “blessed”? Or “handed a second-chance at greatness”?Anyways, Keith is clearly a man who knows his mullets, so I’m willing to give him the benefit of the doubt, here.