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October 26, 2008

Pumpkin-demons terrorize Hyde Park

Well, maybe FOX was right. We should question Barack Obama's associations. This was the scene yesterday, not but TWO HOUSES AWAY from the Obama estate on Hyde Park Boulevard and Greenwood, and HALF A MILE AWAY from William Ayers's plush sleeper cell.Yes, that's bad. Who knows what they're plotting. And note the Obama sign. Ugh. But wait there's more. This is the house across the street from Obama's house:Barack Obama stood idly by as his neighborhood became infested with inflatable monsters. Look, I don't care about a bunch of pumpkins but Senator Obama needs to come clean about his relationship.