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The University of Chicago’s Independent Student Newspaper since 1892

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The University of Chicago’s Independent Student Newspaper since 1892

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Stories and content by Andrew Brokos

Support somebodies and get what you deserve

By Andrew Brokos / April 18, 2002
Finally, someone is willing to take a stand against all the mealy-mouthed and hypocritical liberals who pride themselves on being “part of the Hyde Park community.” I refer, of course, to The Somebodies, the only candidates willing to admit the unspoken premise upon which even those who would never own to it implicitly act. University...

Crime Report

By Andrew Brokos / April 8, 2002
An armed robbery occurred at 1:45 p.m. on Saturday, April 6 on the 5400-block of South Cornell Avenue in the rear alley. A man was confronted by another man with a knife who requested money. The offender then went into the victim’s trouser pocket, took the victim’s wallet, which contained about $100 in cash, and...

The New Critic, Redux

By Andrew Brokos / April 2, 2002
Laid up in a charming sanatorium in the mountains of Davos with a feisty case of tuberculosis, the New Critic himself could not finish polishing this week’s column, which he has thus left in the always capable hands of his vast workshop, though all work here presented has passed under his watchful eyes and bears...

Crime Report

By Andrew Brokos / April 2, 2002
University Housing issued a security alert to all students regarding a deceptive crime scheme in the area. A black woman who appears to be in her 50s or 60s, or a black man, also apparently in his 50s or 60s, has approached intended victims on the street saying he or she has a large amount...
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