Do you lie about how much pain you’re in? Do you take trips to the ER in ambulances “just for fun”? Are you overly dramatic, just for the attention that it will get you from the nice doctors? You should be answering with an indignant “no” to all of these questions, just like I am....

With the UAA season about to switch into full swing, women’s soccer picked a good time to get back in the winning column. Traveling to Lake Forest (5–5–1) to take on the Foresters, the Maroons (6–2–2) outshot their opponent 22–5 to secure a 1–0 victory and some valuable momentum ahead of its Saturday clash with...