The University of Chicago’s Independent Student Newspaper since 1892

Chicago Maroon

The University of Chicago’s Independent Student Newspaper since 1892

Chicago Maroon

The University of Chicago’s Independent Student Newspaper since 1892

Chicago Maroon

Aaron Bros Sidebar

Candidates of change

If potatoes a

If potatoes and cookies aren’t your thing, the Divinity School coffee shop has been offering its own take on the election season, featuring a myriad of compelling races. Here’s Zeus, taking what is rightfully his.And, as you can see on the right, Moses cleaned up against someone named “Chuck.” We should have seen that coming. According to the student behind the counter, Gandalf defeated Dumbledore in a landslide in an earlier decision–“It wasn’t really close,” was his exact quote, I believe. The Tolkien supporters were aided by a stellar get-out-the-vote effort, highlighted by the one customer who left a $10 bill in the Gandalf cup. And there you have it.

Leave a Comment
Donate to Chicago Maroon
$800
$2000
Contributed
Our Goal

Your donation makes the work of student journalists of University of Chicago possible and allows us to continue serving the UChicago and Hyde Park community.

More to Discover
Donate to Chicago Maroon
$800
$2000
Contributed
Our Goal

Comments (0)

All Chicago Maroon Picks Reader Picks Sort: Newest

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *