I’m masochist, so I watched part of the Republican debate. Here are some observations 1) Carolyn Washburn—the moderator, or REQ (Register Editor Questioner) according to Wonkette, or Nurse Ratchet according to The Weekly Standard—stole the show. She almost seemed like a spambot, with her android like “thank you” and “you have 30 seconds.” Some of her best quotes: “I will try not to be a grinch.” (Failed.) “A little snappier gentlemen.” “Thank you all for being with us, despite the ice yesterday.” (I’m sure the ice nearly stopped Mitt Romney from coming.) She also had tiffs with Alan Keyes and Fred Thompson (more on that later).