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Someone who really needs the US to capture bin Laden

A teacher has been waiting t
By Alec Brandon
September 13, 2006

A teacher has been waiting to shave until the US captures Osama bin Laden. Needless to say, his beard is disgustingly long now.(Via TPM)

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