Senator Ted Stevens, the man who has come to define bringing home the bacon with his bridges to nowhere in Alaska, is now a firmly against net neutrality. The only thing is, he doesn’t seem too sure why he is. When pressed, Stevens defined his view of the internet. You see, it isn’t like a big truck you dump something onto, it’s more like a bunch of tubes. Watch Jon Stewart scewer him on it here. Then, once you’ve got a sense of how insane Stevens really was, check out the techno remix of Stevens remarks.This made my day.(Via the Plank)