This morning was to storms as Kim Jong-un is to Sasha and Malia Obama.Chicagoist was nice enough to document the apocalypse:Meanwhile, a string of cheerful alerts were issued by the National Weather Service.

THIS IS A DANGEROUS STORM. SEEK SHELTER INSIDE A STURDY BUILDING ANDSTAY AWAY FROM WINDOWS.

It has since stopped raining, which is good for non-fish, but the NWS notes that Cook County is still rocking a flash flood warning, flash flood watch, flood warning, and severe thunderstorm watch. So that’s good.