The University of Chicago’s Independent Student Newspaper since 1892

Chicago Maroon

The University of Chicago’s Independent Student Newspaper since 1892

Chicago Maroon

The University of Chicago’s Independent Student Newspaper since 1892

Chicago Maroon

Aaron Bros Sidebar

Power outage leaves lamb chops unattended

University bigwigs schmoozing with Governor Pat Quinn had to chew their mushroom risotto by candlelight last night, after a failed transformer in the alleyway behind the Quadrangle Club cut the power and triggered a false fire alarm.

The alarms of the Quad Club first went off at 6:10 pm, unnerving guests attending the third-annual Business Diversity Symposium. As the initial bell ramped up to the full-volume screech familiar to all residents of the campus housing system, agitated administrators joined throngs of investment bankers and high-powered lawyers in a silent march—fingers plugged into ears—onto the sidewalk on 57th Street.

“I heard that people were wondering if this was some scheme because I couldn’t reach the lamb chops,” President Robert Zimmer said, after the alarms had ceased at around 6:30 pm, allowing the soiree to continue.

The nature of the electrical failure that caused the power outage has yet to be determined, according to Angel Perez, a ComEd technician at the scene.

Leave a Comment
Donate to Chicago Maroon
$800
$2000
Contributed
Our Goal

Your donation makes the work of student journalists of University of Chicago possible and allows us to continue serving the UChicago and Hyde Park community.

More to Discover
Donate to Chicago Maroon
$800
$2000
Contributed
Our Goal

Comments (0)

All Chicago Maroon Picks Reader Picks Sort: Newest

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *