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The University of Chicago’s Independent Student Newspaper since 1892

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Life of the Grind – 10.26.10

To Majorette Tom: I know I seemed like a bad conversationalist but you should’ve heard the witty repartee I thought up shortly after you walked away.

Tips and hints from your fellow students. Use the comments form below to submit your own. Submissions will be published in next Tuesday's Maroon.

Dear midterms week: You don't have to do this. It doesn't have to be this way.

Dear conscience: I know I should be supporting local businesses, but I can't help it. Chipotle is better than Maravillas.

To the beagle I keep seeing on 53rd: Thou art majestic. I respect you.

To Martha Nussbaum: You are the Anna Wintour of philosophy.

Dear Ted O'Neill's hair: Seriously. How do you do it?

To T-Lex: You are a destroyer of worlds.

Dear Bert: You are my favorite drunk. Keep truckin'.

To the girl who wore red rights two days in a row: I noticed. Everyone noticed.

To my dad: No, there is nowhere I want to eat on 53rd Street.

To Majorette Tom: I know I seemed like a bad conversationalist but you should've heard the witty repartee I thought up shortly after you walked away.

Dear Saffron: Your butter chicken has gotten far too red.

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