BREAKING: Obama is a muslim. truth.

By Tim Murphy

I’ll be posting my eulogy for Mitt Romney shortly. Tears are dripping like lemon drops on my keyboard as I type. It’s been a rough day for all of us here.But in the meantime, enjoy this column explaining why Barack Obama will destroy us all, particularly those of us who reside in the state of Kansas.Note the mustache in his columnist photo, and for good measure, here’s another photo of the author, with a few more needles on this dying christmas wreath of a half-stache. It goes without saying that he has been extended an open invitation to write for viewpoints.Via Wonkette, obviously.