Life of the Grind – 11.02.10

To alarmist media: Thank you for introducing me to the miracle that is Four Loko.

By The Maroon Staff

Tips and hints from your fellow students. Use the comments form below to submit your own. Submissions will be published in next Tuesday's Maroon.

To André 3000: Meet me in Mandel Hall November 13. Your friend, Big Boi.

Dear Stevanovich Center for Financial Mathematics: Karma'll burn you sometimes.

Dear Dems: Sky-high unemployment, two wars, no progress on climate change, and watered-down health care. Did you have to give us Dot Dot Dot, too?

To alarmist media: Thank you for introducing me to the miracle that is Four Loko.

To EmiLemur: Keep hanging in there!

To That Guy On A Razor Scooter: Your sweet ride takes me back to my childhood. Take me back to your place?

Dear Dan, who has probably moved out of my apartment building already: Please pick up your package from the Vitamin Store. It's been sitting in the foyer four full days now.

To D Briz: The Case secondary called, they'd like their dignity back.

Dear UCPD: Sorry, we thought those were really authentic-looking costumes. Otherwise we would never have chanted "keg stand" at you.