Happy April Fools’ Day!

If what you saw in print today made you want to grow a moustache, botch the Summer Breeze performance, or aspire to be a non-Truman-winning, non-marathon-running apathetic college student, well… April Fools!

By Maroon Editorial Staff

Don't sue us.

Boyer recognized for global award

Summer Breeze artist selected

U of C acceptance rate plummets

Kevin Robinson: man with no mission

Editorial: A novel idea

Sports: Stevens accepts Tennessee coaching position

Love,

The Chicago Moron